SUPERMAN

by Wyatt "JOEDOG" Elloitt

Up in the sky, Its a bird, Its a plane, its.....Its Superman on Nintendo 64 being thrown from a window!
Superman is now available on Nintendo 64, unfortunately this games strength will only be tested from frustration.
Superman 64 is the WORST Nintendo 64 game this year. This game is so unplayable, that many will be testing if this game cartridge is truly "stronger than a speeding bullet".

The graphics are of poor quality. Superman looks decent, besides from the fact he walks like his super red underwear is on too tight.
The villains are just dark shadows of bandit looking bad guys of silent film era. The sound is little and laughable.

The game control is a nightmare. Trying to get Superman to fly is a struggle.
Heat vision or freeze breath has to be earned, as if Superman forgot how. Between each level Lex Luther makes Superman fly through hoops to save the city..LITERLY.
This is so stupid, and this is what they thought would be good as a first level, and every other level.
So they don't even give you a chance to learn to hate this game. You will hate this game from the moment you turn it on.
I challenge anyone to play this game through its entirty without using a cheat.
Its not a likelyhood that even Jerry Seinfeld would like this game.

This game shames the legendary Superman name. Fans from across the globe waited for their hero to finally be playable in a new video game.
We should have seen this coming, Superman has bee clouded with bad videogame adaptions.
He looked like Lego People on the 8-bit NES, he performed wusy Street Fighter moves in Justice League of America on SNES.
In fact the only decent Superman video game in history was the Atari 2600 game from 1981. Which I'd still rather play than this stupid Nintendo 64 adaption.
Some games are so good that they sell systems, This game will make you want to return it.

PUBLISHER: TITUS

GRAPHICS: 1.5

SOUND & MUSIC: 1

CONTROL: 0.5

SECRETS: 1

ORIGINALITY: 2

FUN & REPLAY: 0

OVERALL: 1

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(thanks to ign for the screen shots)